STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEE!!

So aperentlee my toes are on the smal side. Mom and Ryan are alwayz making fun of my toes that are to smal for my body siz. Mom calls me tinee toes.
A parent lee my body kept growing after my toes stopped.
Its not fare. 'sides, I keep them nice and metalik looking with the silver dust I put on every morning. Im the silver-toed Meg, you know. As you kin seen my toes are almos nunexist in this pikture. Its not my falt tho, so stop laffing at me, Jazpurr!

--Meg