I wanted to introduce myself now that I've been hanging round the Hideabed for a while now.
To give you the DL on how I ended up "befriending" Meg and Jazpurr, I'll tell you about myself.
I was raised with a family in a house and such but was recently abandoned and wandered over to the Hideabed where I met Ryan and Rachel.
I wooed them super quick with my mad flirting skills and before they knew it I'd walked in their front door and made myself at home.
I've got a couple families on the hook this way, but Ryan and Rachel's place is the best cuz they've got the nip--they have it in pillow and leaf form. Awesome.
Those people also have cats of their own. I didn't get off on the best foot with either of them--Jazpurr was offended by my uninvited entrance and Meg, well, she hates ever cat that isn't her brother.
Jazpurr warmed up to me but not before I beat his ass one night in the apartment. Meg still hates me but I put her hissy face in its place the other night and now I rule this joint.
Despite by tough dominance in the kitty kingdom both in this apartment and out on the streets, I've got the people folk under my paw pad. All I've got to do is roll around, purr, let them pick me up and sleep and they think I'm all that.
Take my advice, stray kitties out there, be nice to the people and they'll give you whatever you want, suckers.
--Iggy
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