Kicking ... face?

That's rite. Dis is my handywurk. or I shuld say footywurk. So the storie goes that one nite I was doing my yoosyooal walking on Ryan's legs wile he sleeps rooteen when to my serprize he mooved his legs. I no what your thinking--big deel. Wel when your a cat, unexpeked serprizes like that kaws a reakshun that involvs us jumping strate in the air. So, Ryan jerked his legs (like the jerk he is) and I jump up and where do I land? On Mom's face. She got a littel mad at Ryan and then put an icee pack on her face for the rest of the nite. She was worryed I gave her a blak eye. Also she later notissed after kiking her face my foot and claw moved down her arm. That one took a wile to heel. :)

--Meg

Where am I?

So things look a bit different around here, aye? Blogger gave us some new options and let us customize so obviously when we stubbled across this background with the birdies, we couldn't resist (Meg still needs reminding you can't eat bird sillouttes off the screen.)
Let us know how you like it in the poll to the left.

--Jazpurr

Pose Series: Part 4

Courtship Pose

The late Pretty Kitty models the most seductive of the cat poses: the courtship pose. Jazpurr learned all about the enticing effects the courtship pose has on the humanfolk when he was one year old and has been using it on his mom ever since.
The key to the pose is belly exposure. No human can resist that fluff we keep stored on our underside. Rolling the head and even flipping back and forth is also effective. Jazpurr often takes baths in this position just because he can.

Pose Series: Part 3

Upsidedown Face

This photo is a variation of the typical upsidedown face pose cats often take when lounging. Meg has taken it to an extreme by also flipping her torso and extending her arms.
This pose always looks uncomfortable yet we do it all the time. Why do we do it? Who knows? We don't even know why. Maybe it's just the different perspective we gain when everything is inverted.

Pose Series: Part 2

The Chicken or Loaf of Bread

This position is a pretty typical one and not terribly intersting until you start to wonder where our arms went. They're still there, just tucked warmly under our chests. The tail is tucked in to the side for this one. It's a general keeping warm type pose.
The name for this pose comes from the chicken wing effect achieved by the hip and hip fur, as seen below. The title "loaf of bread" or "kitty loaf" is inspired by the rather boxy shape our bodies take.

Let me 'splain

I know you've seen this post before, but I figured you might need reminding as another will immediately follow.
This is the first in a seemingly never-ending series of expanatory posts about the various poses we cats like to utilize. So to begin:

The Crossed Arms

This pose is one of the many lounging poses one might utilize. It's good for on-floor, on-chair and on-table lounging. It is not ideal for lap lounging or when balanced on any narrow surface. We'll get to those later.

This is also one of a few "flirty" poses. The crossed arms portrays an attitudy of aloofness and confidence. It's great for playing hard to get.

I am a man of discerning tastes

Guest Blogger Igor Wolfgang VonFrankenstein Returns:

You might call me a food connoisseur or maybe just an avid sportsman, but no matter how you look at things, I like to catch me some wide variety of backyard critters. I climb trees to stake out birdies and I always have one eye on the yard across the street where the rabbits dwell. Needless to say, I'm feared in my neighborhood.
Please enjoy the following photos of my recent endeavors.

--Igor

*Editor's Note: The chipmunk did get away.