I want a kitten

During the last two weeks while sitting in my kitchen window watching and talking with dumpster cats, I noticed a new addition: kittens. I discovered three kittens, two of which came up to our front porch, and a trepidatious mom. The kittens looked to be about a month old then, and so are about 6 weeks old now. They are stripey like me, but more brown than me. Also they're adorable and I want one.
More recently the mom is out of the picture and one kitten hangs out by itself or with the dumpster cats and the other is being raised by Coonie.
Yesterday Mom was using me as bait to lure one of the kittens for capturing. She kept sending me out the front door to try to make friends. It didn't quite work.
This morning, however, I was out on the front porch with Cheese and Crackers, Jean Tom and a kitten. Mom was able to sneak up on the kitten and grabbed it.
She brought it inside but it chowed down on her finger so she told it it had to leave. :(
I want a kitten.
Meg did not like the kitten. She hissed and fluffed her tail. She's always doing that. Drama queen.
I hope Mom will try again to catch me a kitten. She said I couldn't keep it always, though. Still, I like making friends.
--Jazpurr

I believe they can fly now

A couple months ago I started noteising some commotion in a levatating flower pot on my porch. Lots of cherping and movement above mie hed.

So I took it upon myself to moniter the pot all hours of the day Mom let me be outside.

Mom started taking pictures of what was going on. I don't no what the round things are ....

but eventully they got replaced with tiny fluffs...

and then with scary monsters...
and then with noisy yums.
They are gone now tho. Mom thinks they flew away last weekend. She said they were called Hows Finchs.

She also said the flower pot was filled with bird poopies.

--Meg

Ear wigging out

You won't beleeve what happened today!
I was in the bathroom with Mom when we both saw a bug by the tub. I went rite for it guess what?! The ear wig's but pinched me on the nose! It made me sneeze.
What nerv!
It doesn't show, but boy wat a jerk.

Earwigamus jerkamus

Megamoose byootius gorgeus noosle

Catnip Pillow High

Mom and Ryan just got back from eight days of being away from us. I'm cool to not have Ryan around, but it sucks not having Mom here. Mom's cousin Sara visited with us every day. She played with us and kept us fed.
When Mom returned, she did bring back something that made it all worthwhile: a new catnip pillow.
This would be our third pillow of this sort. It's a nice, soft cylinder of cotton and nip. It's the perfect length for hugging and kicking.
Meg, who is more gentle with the pillow than I am, demonstrates its potent powers:


--Jazpurr

Your love makes me want to run

This is my girlfriend, Jean Tom. The camera doesn't capture her crossed eyes. Her two brothers are eating beside her.

She likes naps on the porch and kissing me. It's going really well. We want to move in together -- or out together -- but Mom won't allow either. Geez. She's ruining my love life!

I do have a tendency to leave the homestead when Jean-Tom is around. There's something about her that makes me want to flee. I just want to explore her home -- the outside.

--Jazpurr

A visit to Driptown

Jist about evry morning after Mom uses the water box I spend some alon time in the box.

I like to watch the drips do there thing. They are only there after mom uses the box, so I'm sure to git in there sometimes before Mom is out. I offen monitoor her progress in the box thru the see thru curtin. I sit on the ledge and sometims Jazpurr tries to push me in. It's wet in there so its no good.

Also I like the feel of the wet box floor on my but.

--Meg

My Skating Figure

I've heard talk of some kind of Derby lately and I can only assume they're talking about the Roller Derby. I must get back into skate form.

--Meg