So won nite there appeerd this boot that looked like me. I was very confyoosed. It looked like me, it felt like me, and it smeled like feet.
I was 'tikularly confyoosed cuz I had just cleened myself and didnt notice anything missing, espech not a part shaped like a boot.
Jazpurr cooldnt even tell wich was me at ferst.
Aunt Missy was over that nite as I was trying to figure out where this thing came from and it disapeered when she left. weerd.
--Mega
