These are a few of my favorite tastees

I'm sure you've noticed by now that I, Jazpurr, am a pretty fit, slender and strong fellow, wheras Mega's a bit of a beef. We thought you might be interested to learn of our favorite foods. We list them here in order.

Jazpurr Higgins:

1. Yogurt, particularly Activia (it keeps me regular). I can hear/smell a yogurt carton being opened from 1.27 miles away.
2. Quisp Milk. It gives you quazy energy.
3. Little Green Men. I find them in the carpet and try to eat them. They usually disappear before reaching my mouth though.
4. Milk. Although I am lactose intolerant and am only permitted a small amount.
5. Tuna. The best things in life come from cans.
6. Cheese
7. Plants
8. Ice Cream. It's like sweet milk.

Megalopoli Conurbation Mussolini:

1. Chocolate
2. Chocolate
3. Chocolate cookies
4. Ice cream, particularly chocolate. I, like Jaz, have a keen sense of smell and can whif out ice cream from 2.73 miles away.
5. Tuna
6. Mega Meal. I'm told this is really called "canned food." Ryan gives them to me when he is home. We always have a good chat about it before he lets me eat, tho.
7. The salt on Mom's skin. Sometimes she lets me lick her hand for a really long time, then she gets mad because I makes a boo boo.
8. Anything hard. I don't actually eat these things, like cell phones, the ring on Mom's finger, pens, but they are good for chewing.
9. Flowers